Weird Denim Love That I've Seen Is Real
Yes, it soaks up the coffee, but hey—don't worry with double denim, double espresso.
Cooking dinner in a denim pot? Just don’t let it catch fire—it’s hard to extinguish flaming fashion.
You’ll break more eggs than you carry, but at least they’ll be wrapped in the world’s toughest carton.
"Denim streets are the future. No more skids.
just fade lines and few pot-holes like distressed jeans."
"Smoking denim: Now, this is a health crisis AND a fashion statement."
"Luxury" is like soaking in a denim bathtub that meets heaviness daily.
Looks tasty, but gets messier, and nobody really knows how to clean it up.
Wet fabric above, wet fabric below—it’s a damp denim symphony.
Keeping your eggs fresh in a denim carton?
That's a whole new level of egg-cellent storage.
Who needs a dry tub ?
Count on this denim doors!
Need privacy? Need safety? Imagine trying to
lock a denim door. Good luck with that.
Denim backyard ensures we never step on grass again.
"Durability: Dental hygiene meets fashion"
Pushing a denim pram down the street—
comfy, but don’t forget the stain remover.
That's a whole new level of potty training.
Waterproof? Not in the slightest.
Bins never looked so good.
Warmth, breathability, and practicality are all sacrificed .
Inviting a fashion statement into the most unfashionable place in your house.
Just hope it doesn't get too faded.
Throw away your trash in style
A denim-covered building? Well, it keeps you warm and uncomfortable at the same time.
Forget the yellow school bus—denim is the new education trend.
It’s durable, stylish, and adds a rugged vibe to those boring meetings.
Now your office wall can match your pants! Just don’t lean on it too long—you might blend in and disappear into the fabric fold!
At least now boss can’t complain about rips.
Just hope it doesn't get too dirty, messy, and soggy!
All that I've seen, I could summarise it as :
'We didn't choose the denim life;
the denim life zipped us in!'
